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Nun At The Airport...

Posted by Jeevan ॐ Mirthu Gupt on September 30, 2011 at 4:00 PM

    


     A Nun was at the airport, waiting for her flight to Melbourne.  She looked over in the corner & saw one of those weight machines that tells your fortune & thought to herself, "I'll give it a try & see what it tells me."  She went over to the machine, stepped up on the scale & put her coin in, & out came a card that read, 'You are a nun, you weigh 70KG, & you are going to Melbourne.'  The Nun sat back down & told herself that the machine probably gives the same card to everyone.  

    

     The more she thought about it, the more curious she got.  She decided to try it again & so went back to the machine & again put her coin in, & out came a card that read:  'You are a nun, you weigh 70KG, you are going to Melbourne, & you are going to play a violin.  The nun laughed & said to herself, "I know this is wrong, since I have never played a musical instrument even once in my life."

 

     The Nun went back to sit down.  A few min. later, a man came over & sat next to her & put his Violin Case on the seat between them.  Without thinking, she opened the man's case, took out the violin, & started playing a song in the violin.  Surprised at what she had done, she looked over at the machine, thinking, "This is incredible, I've got to try this again."

 

     Back to the machine she went, put in another coin, & another card came out.  It read, "You are a nun, you weigh 70KG, you are going to Melbourne, you are going to play a violin, & you are going to break the wind."  Now she knows the machine is wrong, as she thought to herself, "I've never broken the wind in public a single time in my life."  But getting down off the machine, she slipped, & as she was straining to keep herself from falling to the floor, she broke wind.

 

     Absolutely stunned, she sat back down & looked at the machine.  She said to herself, "This is remarkable; I've got to try this again."  She went back to the machine, put in another coin & another card came out.  This time it read, 'You are a nun, you weigh 70KG, you have played a violin, you have fiddled & farted around, & just missed your flight to Melbourne.'


(ANONYMOUS)


 

 

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