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BE STRONG, HONEY. "I LOVE YOU!"

Posted by Jeevan ॐ Mirthu Gupt on July 22, 2011 at 5:41 AM

 

A MAN ESCAPES FROM PRISON WHERE HE'S BEEN LOCKED UP FOR 15 YRS.


HE BREAKS INTO A HOUSE TO LOOK FOR MONEY AND GUNS.


INSIDE, HE FINDS A YOUNG COUPLE IN BED.


HE ORDERS THE GUY OUT OF THE BED AND HE TIES HIM TO A

CHAIR.

 


WHILE TYING THE HOMEOWNER'S WIFE TO THE BED,


THE CONVICT GETS ON TOP OF HER, KISSES HER NECK,


THEN GETS UP AND GOES TO THE BATHROOM.

 



WHILE HE IS IN THERE, THE HUSBAND WHISPERS OVER TO HIS

WIFE:


"LISTEN, THIS GUY IS AN ESCAPED CONVICT.

LOOK AT HIS CLOTHES! HE HAS PROBABLY SPENT A LOT OF TIME IN

JAIL AND HASN'T SEEN A WOMAN IN YEARS.

I SAW HOW HE KISSED YOUR NECK.

IF HE WANTS SEX, DON'T RESIST, DON'T COMPLAIN...

DO WHATEVER HE TELLS YOU.  

SATISFY HIM NO MATTER HOW MUCH HE NAUSEATES YOU.

THIS GUY IS OBVIOUSLY VERY DANGEROUS.

IF HE GETS ANGRY, HE COULD KILL US BOTH.

BE STRONG, HONEY. "I LOVE YOU!"

 


HIS WIFE RESPONDS:

"HE WASN'T KISSING MY NECK.

HE WAS WHISPERING IN MY EAR.

HE TOLD ME THAT HE'S GAY, THINKS YOU'RE CUTE,

AND ASKED IF WE HAD ANY VASELINE.



(UNKNOWN)

Categories: HUMOR/JOKES

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3 Comments

Reply Jeevan ॐ Mirthu Gupt
10:11 AM on July 26, 2011 
@Dave John: I'm sure there is someone out there who prob. had a similar story like this happened to them...:P
Reply dave john
5:18 PM on July 25, 2011 
haha...gr8 joke buddy..:.P
Reply mrs1millsaps
12:38 AM on July 24, 2011 
omg