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"Punjabi lawyer working in UK wrote to his Wife in INDIA..."

Posted by Jeevan ॐ Mirthu Gupt on June 22, 2011 at 11:10 PM




 

Dear Sunita Darling,   

                                I can't send you my salary this month because the global

market crisis has  affected my Company's performance, so I am sending

100 kisses. You are my sweetheart, please adjust.


                                                                                          Your loving husband, 

                                                                                                                 Tuna Singh.


His wife replied...



TINKU KE PAPPA , 


Thanks for the 100 kisses. Below is the list of expenses I paid with the Kisses...:   


1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk. 


2. The electricity man, Kooldip Singh, agreed not to disconnect only after 7 kisses. 


3. Your landlord Kapal Singh comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the monthly rent. 


4. Supermarket owner Jaswant Singh did not accept kisses only, so I gave him other items, I hope you understand.. 


5. Miscellaneous expenses 40 kisses. 


Please don't worry about me, I still have a balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can survive the month using this balance...   

Shall I plan the same for the next month? 


                                                                      Your Sweet Heart, 

                                                                                                    Kichi.

 





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