The innocent priest
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A young woman on a flight asked the Priest beside her : " Father, may I ask you a favor ? "
"What may I do for you ?"
"Well, I bought an expensive ladies' electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Under your robe perhaps?"
"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you I will not lie."
When they got to the Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.
The official asked : "Father, do you have anything to declare ?"
"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."
The official thought this answer strange, so he asked : "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor ?"
"I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."
Roaring with laughter, the official said : "Go ahead, Father ! Next please !!
Categories: HUMOR/JOKES